What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do people mourn when their leaders lose elections? Is it common for people to cry over events that are out of their control?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Then came..

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Why did my 2001 4.6 liter Mustang GT V8 make "only" 260 HP while today's base Dodge 3.6 liter V6 churns out almost 300 HP? Both benefit from fuel injection and ECUs.

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Common herbal supplement linked to deadly liver disease - Times of India

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Royals calling up red-hot top prospect Jac Caglianone less than year after being drafted - New York Post

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How can Substack help creators with their overall business strategy?

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

Unacceptable again!

Stock Market Today: Dow Futures Waver Ahead of U.S.-China Trade Talks — Live Updates - WSJ

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do I sweat so much at the gym?

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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